— Francis Underwood (via thewhipquotes)
"A great man once said, everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power."
"I really believe in completely being naive and having high hopes when meeting someone new. I can kind of re-do my stupidity or my naivete. It pisses me off to think that we’re conditioned to push away bad feelings and to think that anything that’s uncomfortable is something to be avoided. When things are really bad nowadays, I recognize the value in it because it’s me filling my quota— it’s going to make my joy more intense later."
— Fiona Apple (via fiftythreecrimes)
- Harris: I'd say I wake up with a hearty yawn.
- Scott: Wait - do you mean a hard-on?
- Harris: Yeah, I wake up with Ed Hardy on.